I'm doing a daily check-in with my students.

Today I asked them to share a pun with the class.

No regrets.

"What celebrity is a hairy, has big teeth and chops wood?

Justin Beaver"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Why can't you play games in the jungle?
Because there are CHEETAH'S.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows :)

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Did you hear about FedEx and UPS merging? The new company’s name is gonna be called FedUp!

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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two

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pun, but punchline implies violence 

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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@crash i am going to tell that one to my GF later and she is going to punch me, and that's all your fault tbh

@Garrison I am merely passing along the pure gold that is being distributed by my students this morning.

@crash what did I do to deserve this kind of punishment

@corvak Bask in the glory of the puns being shared by my Middle School students!

joke ruiner in the style of neil degrasse tyson 

@crash well actually cheetahs live on the savannah, not the jungle

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