I'm doing a daily check-in with my students.

Today I asked them to share a pun with the class.

No regrets.

"How do you organize a space party?
You Planet!"

"What celebrity is a hairy, has big teeth and chops wood?

Justin Beaver"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why can't you play games in the jungle?
Because there are CHEETAH'S.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

What happens when you go to the bathroom in france? european!

I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing , they fast

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business.

What does vegetarian zombies eat?GRAAAAIIINNNSSS

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows :)

Did you hear about FedEx and UPS merging? The new company’s name is gonna be called FedUp!

Why can’t a leopard hide? Because it’s always spotted

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two

pun, but punchline implies violence 

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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@crash i am going to tell that one to my GF later and she is going to punch me, and that's all your fault tbh

@Garrison I am merely passing along the pure gold that is being distributed by my students this morning.

@crash what did I do to deserve this kind of punishment

@corvak Bask in the glory of the puns being shared by my Middle School students!

joke ruiner in the style of neil degrasse tyson 

@crash well actually cheetahs live on the savannah, not the jungle

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