Everyone is talking about dwarf planets. Why not elf planets? Orc planets? And lest we forget... kobold planets!
@magicalmilly Tabaxi planets wouldn't orbit so much as go back and forth deciding if they want to be in or out of the solar system.
@behold3r I gave the moon to Kobolds in my campaign setting and they decided to build giant robots to defend it.
Also it tastes bad.