I'm expecting a delivery that has been "one stop away" since 8:30 this morning.
When it was west of Alexandria.
Now it's in Maryland, but hasn't moved in over an hour.
Still "one stop away."
I'm more OK with vague but true than I am with specific but wrong.
Update: On closer inspection the delivery is in fact moving, but in a circle that ignores of the roads displayed on the map.
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