Amazon, Google, hardware acquired
Update: Mischief managed, the two evil empires of Amazon and Google can now fight it out on my Kindle Fire, where they insist they are co-habituating peacefully.
A significant part of the instructions for how to do this did not work, but the end result still seems to be the same. 🤷
Did the "new device download all the apps" binge before bed last night. Might uninstall half of them today. We'll see.