Today during our After School D&D Club
"I cast Light on the wizard's forehead."
"OK, he now has a literal head lamp."
"You successfully check the romaine lettuce for traps."
"The glue looks suspicious."
"This kobold reminds me of someone I knew back when I was a young kobold in my 'Not Dying' class."
"You recall he didn't score very high in that class."